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half girl half asleep

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Seth Meyers is the best listener on television. To see the proof, watch him every night on his new show, Late Night With Seth Meyers. His ability to connect his big-picture brain with his compassionate attention to detail makes him a great host and a loyal friend. He is a sharp performer and superior writer. But his biggest talent is the delight he takes in helping others look good. At Saturday Night Live, Seth spent 13 years making sure the comedy sausage was delivered on time. Sometimes it was delicious; other times it was tough. But he always knew what the show needed to make it edible. Often it needed him on Weekend Update, as a fake anchor delivering real news. Late Night needs him now, and we are lucky he has arrived. It’s a brutal business, this late-night game. Thankfully the new kid in town is an old pro with a kind set of eyes and the skills to pay the bills. [Note to TIME editors: I am upset with Seth for complaining our recent dinner went on too long, so please take him off this list per my request. Thanks in advance.]
Amy Poehler on Seth Meyers, named one of TIME Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People (via cokesnlfan)

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dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

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idiot-boyfriend:

butbutbut seth hosting the emmys means he’ll probably do bits with jimmy and amy and andy and everyone else and there’ll be a bunch of snl people there to support him and it’s gonna be so cute I can’t wait 4 months

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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Love this but lets be real, nothing beats the Xanax story

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Don’t do drugs, kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Chef, South Park (via sassymina)

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There’s a very fine line between being a feminist and being a hater.
Mr. Mackey, “South Park” (via willie-clark)

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If we aren’t willing to risk what we have, then we just believe in free speech, but we don’t defend it.
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snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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